Bad Genie Game!

[Shawn]

This game is simple.

I'll start by putting a wish down below.

You reply by saying granted but with a stipulation to make the wish come true in a bad way and then you put your wish for the next person.

Example:

Person A says: I wish for a million dollars
Person B say: Granted but it's a million dollars in nothing but pennies. I wish for a million dollars in cash.

So, let's begin!

I wish that I could get paid to go hiking all over the world.