Four word story!

[Shawn]

This posting game is simple. Add to the story in a reply but only in four words, no more, no less.

I'll start:

Once upon a time

 

[LarryMyster]

Spoiler

Does punctuation count?

there was a Rabbit

 

[Shawn]

whose name was Tom.

 

[Daedalus]

He was an avid

 

[LarryMyster]

explorer whom sought to

 

[Shawn]

invent the next big

 

[LarryMyster]

bang theory at the

 

[Shawn]

County fair. But he