Knock Knock

[Shawn]

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Harry.
  Harry who?
  Harry up and answer the door!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Atch.
  Atch who?
  Bless you!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Olive.
  Olive who?
  Olive you, and I miss you!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Boo.
  Boo who?
  Aw, don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cow says.
  Cow says who?
  No, silly! Cow says moooo!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Tank.
  Tank who?
  You’re welcome!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Spell.
  Spell who?
  W-H-O!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ice cream.
  Ice cream who?
  Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dishes.
  Dishes who?
  Dishes the police! Open up!

 

[Heatman]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.

Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.