Worst meal I ever made

[Wayne]

I can say with absolute confidence that today's late lunch was without a doubt, the most catastrophic culinary disaster I've ever created. I set out to make broiled cod, which I've done a thousand times before. But somehow I ended up with a mushy, tragic pile of Frankenstein seafood crap. It was so bad that even the garbage seemed reluctant to accept it.

What’s your worst culinary FAIL of all time?

 

[Shawn]

The hottest Chili in the world, LOL.

I bought this stuff called "aged ghost chili" back when that pepper was the hottest.

It has skull and crossbones on it and said only to use a drop or two. I figured that it was just for marketing, so I used half a bottle.

I went to stir it in, and the vapors pepper sprayed me. I literally had to flush my eyes LOL

After it was done, I couldn't eat it. My dog wouldn't go near it. Had to throw it outside. Never even saw a fly on it.